I can’t promise when all of this is over I’m not going to kill every last one of you jerks. 

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paticmak:

WALKMAN ADVENTURES IN THE GALAXY.

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missxdelaney:

"You only play video games because you’re attracted to all the men in them"

Yes, that is my only reason for playing games… because I am attracted to the men in them. 

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well i mean how could you NOT be attracted to steve

have you even seen him in a tux

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dang son

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sosuperawesome:

Freeform crochet necklaces by irregularexpressions

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i cant tell if i dont  like this job

or if its just because i havent finished training yet and im in a transition period

or what

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Anonymous said: You should draw a puma wearing puma shoes.

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iguanamouth:

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I fucking lost it here

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i got the shittiest speeding ticket today and i want to set the world on fire. 

i see folks speeding way worse than i was and driving way shittier than i ever have ever. 

yet im the one with a fucking mandatory court date for driving 29 mph. 

fucking bullshit. 

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starlord-man:

you’re welcome.

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Mulder: I love you.
Scully: Oh, brother.

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