mother of invention

there has just been so much porn 

and “eating out” related stuff on my dash lately

i want to die. 

like, i dunno. i’m just sick of hearing about it

and seeing it

and praising it 

and i dunno

im just…

meh

i think its bed time.

MIIIIICHAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL ASDKJREOIGHOREIAHGREGLKLDGRLIUGTRJEHIUT

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marksleftnutt:

asscracking:

am i kicked out of the fandom yet? 

I laughed way too hard at this.

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baconbeernboobs:

shartonnay:

glitter-switch:

bloodorangeforever:

This is the best, as a black kid that was bullied in school for wearing nail polish and playing in metal bands growing up… this warms my heart.

Article.

These kids are the greatest, read that article.

ANYBODY can be a metal head. Racists don’t know shit.

These boys will one day be inspiration to younger generations; just as Fishbone is to kids now :)

THOSE BOOTS. rock on dude \m/

healiing:

Having friends on tumblr is really great. I often refer to you guys in real life as “my friend from england/autrallia/california/new york” and it makes people think I’m very well traveled when really I’ve just spent a lot of time on the Internet.

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hotknives:

my favorite addition to the new series 

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humansofnewyork:

“I just came back from a commencement ceremony. An old student of mine just got his Master’s Degree in Social Work. He grew up in group homes and foster care. He was a handful back when I taught him, but we never gave up on him and he never gave up on himself. And now look at him. He’s already talking about getting his doctorate. Seeing him up there in those robes— my mind is just filled up with images from today.”

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bradstuck:

My adventures as a mayor.

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THis is possibly the cruelest thing the creators of How I met your Mother could have ever done to me

letshaveasmile:

I was watching the episode Bad News, which always makes me cry, when I noticed…THE FUCKING NUMBERS

THEY COUNTED DOWN TO MARSHAL FINDING OUT HIS DAD DIED!!!

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breakingnews:

Report: Women could begin training for combat roles in 2015

CNN reports women could start training for Army Ranger and Navy SEAL units in mid-2015 under plans expected to be announced by the Pentagon on Tuesday, according to a Defense Department official. 

It is part of the next step in a longstanding effort to open as many combat jobs as possible to women.

The plan now is for jobs in special operations to be available to women possibly in mid-2015.

The official argued the latest development is not a delay, but is more of an acknowledgment by the military that it needs more time to study the issue.

Full implementation of women into combat positions, including infantry and armor units, is to be completed by January 2016.

The move could open approximately another 6,000 jobs to women in the Army. 

Photo via CNN’s Security Clearance

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sidewaysmermaid:

335/365

Charlottesville, VA sunset, while leaving The Local.

MICHAEL’S BANJO HAT IN THE NEW AHWU

SCREAMING

HE IS SO PRECIOUS 

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ITS PERF

i dont know when in the world im going to have an event to wear eyeshadow this glittery 

ever

gayathrik1611:

Would I Lie to You Series 7 Episode 4